… Well, cel puţin am nopţi savuroase din cauza ei. :)) O cheama “Narcotics in Contemporary Literature and Film” şi e o paralelă între Trainspotting şi Requiem for a Dream, de n-am mai menţionat pe undeva, deşi ştiu c-am făcut-o. Ale merge pe ceva Chuckie Palahniuk, iar restul au teme foarte cuminţi, cu bibliografie din abundenţă, de unde derivă şi frustrările noastre. :))
Ale: eu n-am citit nimic
Ale: niciun pic de critica
Roxa: nici eu, Ale.
Roxa: si ghici ce
Ale: ?
Roxa: nici n-o s-o facem
Roxa: decat in februarie.
Roxa: :))
Ale: da…asta e naspa…
Ale: si atunci ei ii trebuie deja primul capitol~
Roxa: ii spunem maine situatia, tu.
Ale: foarte de cacat
Roxa: stiu.
Roxa: si-s stresata.
Roxa: ca io nu-mi gat licenta.
Roxa: sau ca ma shuteaza profa.
Ale: exact asa sunt si eu
Ale: si ce pula ne facem
Roxa: ii explicam maine, ok ?
Ale: da…sunt de acord
Roxa: hai ca la primele doua capitole i-am scris
Roxa: cam pe ce m-as axa.
Roxa: ca nu e greu
Roxa: tema in general
Roxa: scriitorii in particular..
Roxa: dar mai departe…
Roxa: degeaba am eu niste idei
Roxa: daca critica nu pune accent pe ele…
Roxa: sau le trateaza superficial/tangential.
Ale: exact, dupa aceea ies niste paralele labartate
Ale: habar n-ai ce sa le faci…oricum sper ca nu e prea important planul asta
Roxa: myeah.
Ale: si trebuie sa-i scriem si bibliografia pe maine?
Ale: aproximativ zic
Roxa: oh da.
Roxa: \m/
Roxa: adica ce-am citit pana acuma =))
Ale: …muie…aia o fac dimineata
Roxa: io-i scriu ce-am gasit pana acuma.
Ale: o da?
Ale: =))
Roxa: :]]]]
Ale: exact asa si eu!
Ale: si alea pe care nu le am
Ale: de pe amazon
Ale: =))
Roxa: la fel si eu.
Roxa: si aia pe care nu mi-o permit.
Roxa: de 2 milioane.
Roxa: =))
Ale: =))
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Ale: =))
Roxa: :]
Roxa: suntem dezastre. :))
Ale: dracu ne-a pus roxa
Ale: doua zapacite
Roxa: da, normal..
Roxa: sa fim noi speshul.
Ale: =))=))=))
Roxa: :D:D:D:D
Ale: speshul
Ale: macar romanele le-am citit cat de cat
Roxa: ie tu
Roxa: ar trebui sa scriem primary sources
Roxa: punct.
Roxa: :))))))))
Ale: =))
Ale: alea sunt romanele nu?
Roxa: daca mi-l cerea acum o luna
Roxa: nici alea nu apucam.
Roxa: =))
Roxa: da.
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Ale: ai fi scris la bibliografie
Roxa: un zero barat.
Roxa: =))
Ale: “my own personal intimate ideas”
Roxa: Roxa`s brain`s defulations
Ale: “i’m so good i don’t need any primary or secondary sources”
Roxa: =))
Roxa: “I`m too sexy for your bibliography”.
Roxa: =))))))))
Roxa: =))))))))
Roxa: =))))))))
Ale: “i can write a degree paper out of fucken’ nothin”
Ale: =))=))=))
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Roxa: rad cu lacrimi
Ale: “as a matter of fact i don’t even need this dissertation shit”
Ale: “i’m SO good i can appear in front of those teachers with nothing but my mascara on”
Ale: “and some clothes”
Ale: “i’m the fucking GOD of literature”
Ale: =))
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Ale: “I created God!”
Roxa: ‘I got high to explain my paper better.’
Ale: =))
Ale: =))
Ale: =))
Roxa: ‘Drugs for president !’
Ale: “i had random sex with strangers to understand Victor Mancini’s addiction better”
Roxa: ‘I can`t write this stupid degree paper knowing that Metallica and Slayer are playing during the examination period.’
Ale: “I also wanted to have sex with Brad Pitt…for my degree paper…of course…but it wasn’t possible”
Ale: =))=))=))
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Ale: nu esti normala
Roxa: ‘I`m a puritan and these stupid authors are cursing so much you need to pay for my forecoming communion.’
Ale: =))=))=))=))=))=))
Ale: “I’m such a darling little girl, my feelings are so delicate, that this Chuck Palahniuk person traumatized my vulnerabilities
Ale: now I need therapy”
Roxa: =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ale: Primary sources: Brad Pitt’s monstruous penis
Roxa: ‘Bibliography ? The freakin` Macmillan dictionary I had to browse every two words because of that Scottish mothafucka sonofabitch.’
Roxa: =))))))
Ale: “I feel so vulnerable after this traumatizing book that I might as well image I’ve been sodomized by a donkey”
Ale: =))=))=))
Ale: dadadada
Roxa: =)))))))))))
Ale: =))=))=))
Roxa: =)))))))))))
Ale: sa ai o iesire din asta in fata profului
Ale: “suck me you cocksucking motherfucker”
Ale: “i hate your fucking american, english bull-shit literature”
Roxa: “fute-ma animalule cu pula ta monstruoasa. bibliography: go fuck a horse”
Ale: =))=))=))
Roxa: :))))))))))
Ale: wikipedia.org/futemasuntfierbintecauncalinspumechuckpalahniuksugepula
Ale: www.mafrecinealicenta.ro/chuckiesugepula
Roxa: http://tattzaranu`arecacatu`aladefoaie.com/cine_are_nevoie_de_literatura_anyway?
Ale: www.iCUMontheDEGREEPAPER.com/MALESI?
Ale: =))=))=)) DA.DA
Roxa: =)))))))))))))
Roxa: =)))))))))))))
Ale: =))=))=))
Ale: mi-au dat mucii pe nas
Roxa: ahahhahahahahhaha
Ale: no,macar nu mai trebuie sa fac inhalatii
Roxa: :)))))))))))
Roxa: ‘Primary, secondary and infinite sources: best boogers of my life’
Ale: =))=))=))
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Ale: =))=))=))
Ale: caca matzu’
Roxa: ‘I sneezed on your bibliography. These are my letters-look-alike boogers.’
Roxa: :)))))))))))))
Ale: Introduction: Whilst I was digging deep inside my bodily cavities, those situated upon the surface of my face, whilst, I say, extracting the joyful, abundent hardened material from my nose, I had the following revelation
Ale: =))
Roxa: aahahhahahahahaha =))
Ale: “I am a mad therefore i need to write a dissertation paper on chuck P”
Ale: “i am poor therefore i need to buy expensive, impossible to find books”
Ale: “i am sick therefore i need to damage my health by stressing over A SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING DEGREE FUCKING PAPER”
Ale: “amen…nothing like a booger filled with sacred value”
Roxa: conclusion: All in all, the nirvana of writing my degree paper has dawned on me by the ineffabile repetitive scenario of mucilagenous substance running out of my rash-on-pussy-look-alike nose.’
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Roxa: =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Ale: dude, way better than mine
Ale: rash-on-pussy?
Roxa: Ale Furnea: “amen…nothing like a booger filled with sacred value”
Ale: =))
Roxa: =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Roxa: mucilagenous – is sigura ca am inventat cuvantu` asta.
Roxa: =))
Ale: nu-i bai
Ale: suna english
Ale: arata english
Ale: e english
Ale: =))
Roxa: word !
Roxa: :)))))))))))))
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Plus una absolut delicioasă de la Ale. =))
Ale: VAAAAAI CE NU TI-AM POVESTIT
Roxa: omegeee
Roxa: cee ?
Ale: am fost in noaptea reducerilor la diverta
Roxa: wow.
Ale: si eram cu o cunostinta agasanta
Roxa: le-o redus adaosu` comercial care oricum era cu mult peste pragu` nesimtirii ?
Ale: care m-a spionat vreo ora
Ale: dupa care s-a lipit de mine
Ale: si ma duc io la diverta
Ale: si vad acolo pe un raft
Ale: celine
Ale: moarte pe credit
Ale: si zic
Ale: woooooow, uite celine e doar 10 lei
Ale: uitand fireste cu cine am de-a face
Ale: si zice ala: “da ce…celine dion a scris o carte?”
Ale: “credeam ca ai gusturi mai bune. e o cantareata naspa.”
Ale: =))=))=))=))=))
Ale: mai…deci
Ale: de necrezut
Ale: =))
