Dacă vă întrebaţi cum stau cu licenţa…

… Well, cel puţin am nopţi savuroase din cauza ei. :)) O cheama “Narcotics in Contemporary Literature and Film” şi e o paralelă între Trainspotting şi Requiem for a Dream, de n-am mai menţionat pe undeva, deşi ştiu c-am făcut-o. Ale merge pe ceva Chuckie Palahniuk, iar restul au teme foarte cuminţi, cu bibliografie din abundenţă, de unde derivă şi frustrările noastre. :))

Ale: eu n-am citit nimic

Ale: niciun pic de critica

Roxa: nici eu, Ale.

Roxa: si ghici ce

Ale: ?

Roxa: nici n-o s-o facem

Roxa: decat in februarie.

Roxa: :))

Ale: da…asta e naspa…

Ale: si atunci ei ii trebuie deja primul capitol~

Roxa: ii spunem maine situatia, tu.

Ale: foarte de cacat

Roxa: stiu.

Roxa: si-s stresata.

Roxa: ca io nu-mi gat licenta.

Roxa: sau ca ma shuteaza profa.

Ale: exact asa sunt si eu

Ale: si ce pula ne facem

Roxa: ii explicam maine, ok ?

Ale: da…sunt de acord

Roxa: hai ca la primele doua capitole i-am scris

Roxa: cam pe ce m-as axa.

Roxa: ca nu e greu

Roxa: tema in general

Roxa: scriitorii in particular..

Roxa: dar mai departe…

Roxa: degeaba am eu niste idei

Roxa: daca critica nu pune accent pe ele…

Roxa: sau le trateaza superficial/tangential.

Ale: exact, dupa aceea ies niste paralele labartate

Ale: habar n-ai ce sa le faci…oricum sper ca nu e prea important planul asta

Roxa: myeah.

Ale: si trebuie sa-i scriem si bibliografia pe maine?

Ale: aproximativ zic

Roxa: oh da.

Roxa: \m/

Roxa: adica ce-am citit pana acuma =))

Ale: …muie…aia o fac dimineata

Roxa: io-i scriu ce-am gasit pana acuma.

Ale: o da?

Ale: =))

Roxa: :]]]]

Ale: exact asa si eu!

Ale: si alea pe care nu le am

Ale: de pe amazon

Ale: =))

Roxa: la fel si eu.

Roxa: si aia pe care nu mi-o permit.

Roxa: de 2 milioane.

Roxa: =))

Ale: =))

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Roxa: :]

Roxa: suntem dezastre. :))

Ale: dracu ne-a pus roxa

Ale: doua zapacite

Roxa: da, normal..

Roxa: sa fim noi speshul.

Ale: =))=))=))

Roxa: :D:D:D:D

Ale: speshul

Ale: macar romanele le-am citit cat de cat

Roxa: ie tu

Roxa: ar trebui sa scriem primary sources

Roxa: punct.

Roxa: :))))))))

Ale: =))

Ale: alea sunt romanele nu?

Roxa: daca mi-l cerea acum o luna

Roxa: nici alea nu apucam.

Roxa: =))

Roxa: da.

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Ale: ai fi scris la bibliografie

Roxa: un zero barat.

Roxa: =))

Ale: “my own personal intimate ideas”

Roxa: Roxa`s brain`s defulations

Ale: “i’m so good i don’t need any primary or secondary sources”

Roxa: =))

Roxa: “I`m too sexy for your bibliography”.

Roxa: =))))))))

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Ale: “i can write a degree paper out of fucken’ nothin”

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Roxa: rad cu lacrimi

Ale: “as a matter of fact i don’t even need this dissertation shit”

Ale: “i’m SO good i can appear in front of those teachers with nothing but my mascara on”

Ale: “and some clothes”

Ale: “i’m the fucking GOD of literature”

Ale: =))

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Ale: “I created God!”

Roxa: ‘I got high to explain my paper better.’

Ale: =))

Ale: =))

Ale: =))

Roxa: ‘Drugs for president !’

Ale: “i had random sex with strangers to understand Victor Mancini’s addiction better”

Roxa: ‘I can`t write this stupid degree paper knowing that Metallica and Slayer are playing during the examination period.’

Ale: “I also wanted to have sex with Brad Pitt…for my degree paper…of course…but it wasn’t possible”

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Ale: nu esti normala

Roxa: ‘I`m a puritan and these stupid authors are cursing so much you need to pay for my forecoming communion.’

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Ale: “I’m such a darling little girl, my feelings are so delicate, that this Chuck Palahniuk person traumatized my vulnerabilities

Ale: now I need therapy”

Roxa: =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ale: Primary sources: Brad Pitt’s monstruous penis

Roxa: ‘Bibliography ? The freakin` Macmillan dictionary I had to browse every two words because of that Scottish mothafucka sonofabitch.’

Roxa: =))))))

Ale: “I feel so vulnerable after this traumatizing book that I might as well image I’ve been sodomized by a donkey”

Ale: =))=))=))

Ale: dadadada

Roxa: =)))))))))))

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Ale: sa ai o iesire din asta in fata profului

Ale: “suck me you cocksucking motherfucker”

Ale: “i hate your fucking american, english bull-shit literature”

Roxa: “fute-ma animalule cu pula ta monstruoasa. bibliography: go fuck a horse”

Ale: =))=))=))

Roxa: :))))))))))

Ale: wikipedia.org/futemasuntfierbintecauncalinspumechuckpalahniuksugepula

Ale: www.mafrecinealicenta.ro/chuckiesugepula

Roxa: http://tattzaranu`arecacatu`aladefoaie.com/cine_are_nevoie_de_literatura_anyway?

Ale: www.iCUMontheDEGREEPAPER.com/MALESI?

Ale: =))=))=)) DA.DA

Roxa: =)))))))))))))

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Ale: =))=))=))

Ale: mi-au dat mucii pe nas

Roxa: ahahhahahahahhaha

Ale: no,macar nu mai trebuie sa fac inhalatii

Roxa: :)))))))))))

Roxa: ‘Primary, secondary and infinite sources: best boogers of my life’

Ale: =))=))=))

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Ale: caca matzu’

Roxa: ‘I sneezed on your bibliography. These are my letters-look-alike boogers.’

Roxa: :)))))))))))))

Ale: Introduction: Whilst I was digging deep inside my bodily cavities, those situated upon the surface of my face, whilst, I say, extracting the joyful, abundent hardened material from my nose, I had the following revelation

Ale: =))

Roxa: aahahhahahahahaha =))

Ale: “I am a mad therefore i need to write a dissertation paper on chuck P”

Ale: “i am poor therefore i need to buy expensive, impossible to find books”

Ale: “i am sick therefore i need to damage my health by stressing over A SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING DEGREE FUCKING PAPER”

Ale: “amen…nothing like a booger filled with sacred value”

Roxa: conclusion: All in all, the nirvana of writing my degree paper has dawned on me by the ineffabile repetitive scenario of mucilagenous substance running out of my rash-on-pussy-look-alike nose.’

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Roxa: =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Ale: dude, way better than mine

Ale: rash-on-pussy?

Roxa: Ale Furnea: “amen…nothing like a booger filled with sacred value”

Ale: =))

Roxa: =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Roxa: mucilagenous – is sigura ca am inventat cuvantu` asta.

Roxa: =))

Ale: nu-i bai

Ale: suna english

Ale: arata english

Ale: e english

Ale: =))

Roxa: word !

Roxa: :)))))))))))))

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Plus una absolut delicioasă de la Ale. =))

Ale: VAAAAAI CE NU TI-AM POVESTIT

Roxa: omegeee

Roxa: cee ?

Ale: am fost in noaptea reducerilor la diverta

Roxa: wow.

Ale: si eram cu o cunostinta agasanta

Roxa: le-o redus adaosu` comercial care oricum era cu mult peste pragu` nesimtirii ?

Ale: care m-a spionat vreo ora

Ale: dupa care s-a lipit de mine

Ale: si ma duc io la diverta

Ale: si vad acolo pe un raft

Ale: celine

Ale: moarte pe credit

Ale: si zic

Ale: woooooow, uite celine e doar 10 lei

Ale: uitand fireste cu cine am de-a face

Ale: si zice ala: “da ce…celine dion a scris o carte?”

Ale: “credeam ca ai gusturi mai bune. e o cantareata naspa.”

Ale: =))=))=))=))=))

Ale: mai…deci

Ale: de necrezut

Ale: =))